Lazy Artist

gingerhaze:

I can’t be the only one to find his verbal assault from under Thor’s hammer absolutely adorable, and completely little-brother-like.

gingerhaze:

I can’t be the only one to find his verbal assault from under Thor’s hammer absolutely adorable, and completely little-brother-like.

(via the-star-eyed-girl)

lannisterk:

hey baby is your name winter because you’ll be coming soon

(Source: arstark, via zidoof)

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

If the Avengers had a “Best Entrance” Contest…

First place would go to Iron man…

The second place would go to Thor…

Black Widow gets third place…

Then Captain America gets fourth place…

Hawkeye would deserve to be placed fifth…

And Dr. Banner and his magnificent motorcycle comes in last.

PUHT PUHT PUHT PUHT PUHT PUHT PUHT

Avengers:….

Bruce: Guys, it’s not like I could find a Ferrari by the sidewalk